चुक्क norris

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.