grand mal - A grand mal seizure — also known as a tonic-clonic seizure — features a loss of consciousness and violent muscle contractions. It's the type of seizure most people picture when they think about seizures in general. these are the type of seizures that shawn has.

cawed - the cry of a crow, rook, or raven. thats the sound that the crow made while shawns dad was talking to him.

republican - an advocate of a republic. a government party.

systemic - affecting an entire system.the reflex that happens beacuse he cant move his muscles.

brewskies - a serving of beer. what shawns brother was talking about on the phone with his friend.

spring

springs gonna be tight,ima skate all day with my homies and film this new video were making, dont know what the names gonna be but yeah videos gonna be alright. my friend tyler tamer is buying my current camera off me for 200 with the lense and im going to use that to buy a panosonic gs180 with a raynox fish eye, its gonna be a pretty cool setup, and for not alot of money. but anyways i just found out i lost my ipod and hopefully its in the gym locker. if its not im going to be so pissed. its the video nano and i dont have any spare ipods so il be without one untill i get enough money to buy one. ashly is being dumb shes mad for some dumb reason. i need like 300 words this is gonna suck, i need to get 300 words before i can leave to go get my ipod. and i dont even know if il be able to get into the locker room beacuse i dont know if any classes will be in the gym so i can talk to a teacher about unlocking the door. hopefully i can go skating today too, i was late yesterday and my mom said she doesnt know if im going to be going anywhere today but hopefully i can convince her otherwise. i have too go to this dumb less than jake concert too this weekend, saturday. with my old neighbor, i guess she likes them and my parents are still friends with her parents and my dad bought to tickets for me and him to go with them without even asking me if i like the band or even know them. i have an e right now in language arts but i just turned in my research paper so hopefully il get some good points and at least get me up to a d

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